January 2011
2 posts
Number Two
MH
The second child is sometimes conceived while the parents are still fully occupied in feeding, burping and wiping the small bottom of the firstborn. That sneaky shag, miraculously undertaken in a half-comatose state by a couple mistakenly relying on breastfeeding as birth control can, and often does, result in another pregnancy. The mother may notice a sudden addiction to processed cheese...
Get ready to let the good times flow again
MH
One day, while making a quick dash to the loo between various dull household tasks (scraping weetbix off the kitchen wall with a spatula, anyone?) you will look down to the crotch of your knickers and notice blood. So unfamiliar are you with this experience that you have an instant flashback to being a 12-year-old in the primary school toilets lacking both a sanitary pad and the knowledge of...